the website you're about to enter contains autoplay music! it's not very loud or abrasive, but it can be a little jarring if you're not expecting it. just letting you know now so i don't cause any heart attacks lmao

oh man, i need to fix the pest problem around here. something ate a hole through the wall, and now there's gears spilling out everywhere.

the good news is that it looks like the hole spits us out at the main page and it looks big enough for the both of us, so let's jump right in!